What is the girl saying in the Alpine Beer commercial?

All the world wants to know -- what is the girl saying in the Alpine Beer commercial? Look no further, you searchers of truth, for we have the answer. Actually there are two super-models in the commercials so we'll tell you what both girls say in the Alpine Beer commercial.

Samira, the German girl in the Alpine Beer commercial is saying, "Such a light and refreshing beer this fu#%$ng Alpine. I can see why it won the World Beer Cup Gold Medal. But just remember, you fu#$*ng new world peasants, it is Germany that invented great beer. Haven't you heard of Oktoberfest? Sh#%, I do prefer the taste of Alpine."

Perla, the Italian girl in the commercial said, "This Alpine is really great beer. It's light refreshing taste arouses my fu#$%ng senses. I'm not surprised it won the Gold Medal at the World Beer Cup. But sh#%, don't tell anyone in Italy I said so. Because if they know I prefer Alpine more than Italian wine, I'm in big fu#$%ng trouble."

You can view the Alpine Beer commercials, in both original and translated format. Also, the video of the Alpine Beer commercial with the Italian girl. She's a really hot babe; much better than the German. Here's another funny Alpine Beer TV commercial with a dog.

Alpine Beer Customer Service

Francine Valiquette, Consumer Affairs Coordinator at Alpine Beer, provided the quotes. I want to thank her for providing such a prompt answer to a silly question. Ms. Valiquette obviously knows that attention to even the smallest details is important in building a strong brand. Kudos to Alpine Beer on their customer service.

Created in 1937 by Philip Oland, a fourth generation Master Brewmaster, Alpine Lager is still brewed by the fifth and sixth generations of the Oland Family with a passion for providing world, award winning lager.

The Alpine Beer commercials starring models Perla and Samira are sexy, amusing and memorable. They also spur the viewer to further action in order to get the translation. Very well done ads. And now you know what the girl says in the Alpine Beer commercial.